Netboredom - by Matthew Vanderzee

Corporate marketing, particularly that which targets children, is very entertaining for me. And the kids? They love that crap. They just love it.

Remember when half of the country hated the other half of the country? Good times. If only they had elected The Internet, everyone would be rich and fat and happy.

Neurad was my attempt to raise investment capital. Don't really invest in it, though. It is not a real company.

The people on these two pages (1 and 2) were images I took from gap.com and modified, so that is pretty funny. And I honed my Photoshop skills with this page.

Netboredom What you have been searching for by Matthew Vanderzee
These sites are for entertainment purposes only.
Zerotribe (last updated: 2007.12.12)
Pervasive Studios - 2005, 2006
	Pervasive Studios. Update - 07.02.06 - Pervasive Studios website updated: The Best of Worlds. Update - 07.01.06 - The Master Plan Behind the Scenes documentary online. Update - 08.17.05 - The Master Plan premiere party - 10.08.05. Update - 08.05.05 - The Master Plan preview online.
Zerotribe - 2003, 2005
	Official site of the music group Zerotribe. Update - 12.13.05 - Full Take the Sun album + remixes available online. Update - 03.05.05 - Take the Sun samples online.
Criminals4Hire.com - 2005
	Promotional site for the upcoming movie The Master Plan, from Pervasive Studios.
BaconRobots - 2005
	A similar company had to postpone operations for a number of reasons. But in its absence, who will fill the void left in the Meat-On-Demand market, now and in the future? BaconRobots.
FrootSoup - 2005
	One of the world's largest produce-based soup restaurant chains. Corporate marketing, particularly that which targets children, is very entertaining for me. And the kids? They love that crap. They just love it.
theinternet2004.com - 2004
	Official site of The Internet's 2004 Presidential campaign. Remember when half of the country hated the other half of the country? Good times. If only they had elected The Internet, everyone would be rich and fat and happy.
The Age of Light - 2003
	Promotional site for my novel The Age of Light.
neurad technologies - 2001
	We look back upon the year 2001 and laugh, and with good cause. Back then they had cars with only four wheels, played jai alai on streetcorners, and built houses out of wood. What a laughable time in history that was. But the most amusing aspect of that civilization was their obsession with 'Tech Companies'. Millions of dollars were thrown at any person who could convincingly use words like 'synergy' and 'bandwidth' and 'effervesce'. Neurad was my attempt to raise investment capital. Don't really invest in it, though. It is not a real company. The people on these two pages (1 and 2) were images I took from gap.com and modified, so that is pretty funny. And I honed my Photoshop skills with this page.
store - 2000
	Imagine if you could purchase everything necessary to make your life complete. Store makes this possible. Notice the flagrant trademark violation of the AOL Instant Messenger icon guy on the buttons throughout store.
Netboredom Classic - 1995
	Where the magic began. Crafted in 1995, when the internet was in its infancy. It is a little dated, so take that into account when you give your final grade. It appears here only for historical purposes, so when future civilizations unearth the internet, buried deep beneath the surface of the planet, they can see how far we had come. I'm sure a lot of the links don't work.
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